Fantasy Flash

There won't be any draft analysis but I have some rankings for you to chew on.

Bloods:

1) Mix-A-Lot Posse: Once Wade gets back this is a solid team. Stole AK-47 at the end of the 9th. Somebody tell Mix that Curry averages more TOs than dimes, blocks, and steals...combined.

2) Wig Splitters: Older than Stephen A. Smith's act but if healthy one of the top teams. Second center could make or break this squad.

3) Skrillas: Can Josh Smith, KG, and AI2 make up for Frye, Lee, West, and Korver? Only to a point. Skrillas is always there and will be again.

4) 40s: Great backcourt...terrible frontcourt. Gotta love Kaman and Joe Johnson this year.

5) Fancy Feast: Da Rook is ready to hand himself the title. Relax. Some solid guys but more holes than K-Mart's kneecaps.

6) WCD: Howard and Ben? Take cover when they head to the line. Nocioni, Warrick, and Miller in the starting lineup mean WCD watches the playoffs.

Crips:

1) BMF: BMF comes back into the league with a bang. A nice squad but is there enough big man stats with those forwards? TBD.

2) Death Row: A talented team once Bargnani qualifies for center and Bibby get healthy. It's been a long time since Death Row made the playoffs. Is this the year we see them again?

3) Revolution: Revolution's sub during the draft cost him. However the league's most active owner will make certain that it's working by the end of the year.

4) '64 Impalas: A solid team once the starting lineup gets sorted out. A long as the owner stays clear of ceiling fans Impalas are a lock for the playoffs.

5) Buddha Train: Tough draft for Buddha Train. LeBron may have been able to get Cleveland to the playoffs but he has no chance with this unit.

6) Balboa: #1 pick is a curse and Balboa has had it two years in a row. Drafting Shaq in the 6th didn't help either. Even with a bottle of olive oil Balboa won't slide into the playoffs.